Your gf doesn’t do that? Weird.
Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?
But it’s in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn’t a fair comparison.
Dyson sphere has boobs
But no nipples
Boobs are pretty neat
A trillion of an SI prefix will always be silly. Just use a bigger prefix!
I’ll take the sphere
The size of your mother. ✔️ ❌
I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.
That…that explains why they consider all environments to be immeasurably cold. If they’re radiating all that heat, any exterior environment seems like 0 degrees Kelvin.
Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat
It is useful in winter.
I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣
I would like to submit an analogy that accurately communicates how overrated Dyson spheres are:
Dyson sphere = non-trebuchet catapult
Dyson ring = trebuchet
Fact.
how can women be expected to compete against the dyson sphere? it’s all over for us, smh 😔
