Here I am, barely able to make room for a turd in my ass.
Yeah I’d imagine it’s very difficult to stick it back in
Try more fiber, break that shit up
Poop knife, or scissors for safety.
Mandolin for instantaneous waffle stomp.
protip: with creative preparation and carpentry it’s possible to install a sink’s disposal in your tub drain. No more waffle stomping, just don’t stick anything you want to keep into it.
“You’re focusing on the wrong thing, the wooden spoon is for pasta again!”
When you reach that point where you get sexually aroused by a traffic cone, it’s time to step back and evaluate some of your life choices.
I have evaluated and my life choices are all awesome
When you reach that point where you feel the need to berate others on their preferences its time to shut the fuck up.
I wouldn’t go so far to call it ‘berating’, it seemed more like mockery. I saw it in the same sense as if someone told me ‘mistakes were made’ after I stayed up till sunrise.
Otoh, I’m not the target of that mockery, so I’m not the one to judge
Sheesh, what a boring mentality. Yawn.
Imagine the disappointment of having this girl ask you back to her place at the club then walking in and seeing this monster holding up one corner of her coffee table.
Disappointment?!
Id just be like:
Same. I love freaky women, who doesn’t enjoy experimenting??
I’d just be excited to see what other toys shes got
Can somebody seriously fit that entire thing inside them? That seems like it would cause internal organ damage to genuinely fit it all in :/
My expertise in internet research shows that it’s 100% possible.
It certainly causes me external organ damage.
There’s no way it can.
Its like throwing an alley into a sausage
“Nah, baby, yours is perfect, the tight ones give me claustrophobia”
Have you had sex with women who experiment with their bodies?? I mean really, the muscle control is incredible.
As a crude analog, why do humans dig being with yoga instructors of either sex?
Human corndog
Everyone talks about anal but the caption implies oral insertion. So now I wanna see her deep throat that thing to the bottom. (Yes, I know the original message is unrelated to that and almost certainly about anal…)
